by Compassionatesource June 2, 2015
Get the Stuffification mug.A staffie is a mythical creature. They are most commonly found in blue shirts with wide-rimmed hats, however legend says that they can change form once AND ONLY once.... into aliens, pigs, and even humans.
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).
Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".
Staffies don't sleep, they
Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
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They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).
Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".
Staffies don't sleep, they
Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF
1. Someone I know who loves visiting me late at night, is Staffie Beth
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone
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