star wars boyfriend

a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media

“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend”

by Lee_isAloser September 13, 2022

Star Wars

Overrated.

Broski: I love Star Wars!
Broskinski: It’s overrated and you should feel bad watching it.

Broski: WELL EXCUUUUUUUSE ME SUNSHINE. EAT MY FUCKING COCK YOU RAT ASS MOTHER FUCKER.

by bertvenus dicke July 1, 2023

Star Wars Horse

What lame-os call the AT-AT but cosmically and emotionally, this is the true name of that big thing in episode V. That shit was crazy.

*Driving past the Oakland cranes*
“Oh! The Star Wars Horses!”

by Pleabs415 September 10, 2022

Star Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

FRIEND: wanna know what happened a long time ago?
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
FRIEND: bruh not Star Wars references again.
ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.

by Water melon boy 29 May 9, 2022

Star Wars Motherfucker

When you vape with a light saber in your mouth and than start masturbating with Darth Vader and Yoda

Craig- Dude wanna play Yugio or Russian Rulet?
Theo- Wanna play Star wars motherfucker?
Craig- No yodas green little dick has pointy ears

by Teredactol Titties May 5, 2020

Star Wars

Nickname for Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI), a proposed missile defense system intended to protect the U.S from ballistic strategic nuclear weapons. Formed in 1984. In 1993, it was renamed to the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization (BMDO).

Reagan: To get rid of MAD, we gotta make the commies show who we really are.
Everyone else: Won't this just piss them off?
Reagan: And we'll call it Star Wars.
Everyone else: Deal!

by Abesrg April 10, 2020

Sexy Star Wars

When 2 gay men wear coloured condoms and have a “sword fight”.

Do u wanna do some sexy Star Wars tonight?

by PP eater 123 May 10, 2020