Flat Stanley

1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name.

*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?

by CJ McMastaKewlio February 10, 2009

close-stander

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

Stanley Shum

A teacher that teaches maths andICT AT LSC, but he teaches us like shit, and is fat like an egg. and his nickname is Shum egg

Student 1: I like Stanley Shum's lesson.
Student 2: Don't be so 8745.

by yeah b0i November 4, 2019

romano warrior stance

the art of jumping to a stand still while swaying back and forth as if you were on a surf board. a killer dance for you and yours.

Iron Maiden - The Trooper is on, let's bust out the romano warrior stance.

by durrrrr June 27, 2008

Stacheswipe

When a milk mustache is first obtained followed by the wiping of it on a deserving others's back, usually an annoying sister, naggy mother, complaining girlfriend, or controlling boyfriend

"My little sister was being a brat" "What did you do?" "I went up to her and stacheswiped her without her even knowing, she'll cry when she smells the sour milk."

by Mike Tatro April 8, 2008

stache clash

A transvestite, transgendered, or transexual mtf (male to female) person who has not yet shaved off his mustache. This gives the appearance of a woman with a mustache. This causes a conflict between the desired feminine appearance and the masculine mustache.
Stache clashes are often committed by males who are not yet ready to fully feminize themselves.

Fred: "Hey look, that woman has a mustache!"
Joe: "No, thats just a transvestite. Wow, what a stache clash..."
Fred:" Yeah, why dress up like a girl, but still keep the mustache?"

by Frenchy McFiddle October 6, 2010

Stanley Cup Hangover

This is when the team that just won the Stanley cup has a rough start to the following season. Sometimes it lasts the whole season, but most of the time, such as with the Boston Bruins in 2011-2012, they get their game on in November and December.

The Boston Bruins started off the 2011-12 season 3-7, but they have overcome their Stanley Cup Hangover

by Swaggster January 4, 2012