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Gang stalking 

A slang term for counterinsurgency, before was counterintelligence (see COINTELPRO)... In the 70's, the FBI was responsible and called it 'intelligence activities'. Today, it involves the intelligence community, law enforcement, emergency responders, lead institutions in charge of critical infrastructure protection, private businesses, state and local resources, nonprofits and volunteer citizens. When done under lawful authority is not stalking, harassment or mobbing. A target is typically a person put on a list and monitored in their community and the community takes a number of offensive and defensive measures to keep the community safe (physical assets as well as way of life politically, socially and economically). It involves electronic monitoring, deception, electronic deception , electronic warfare, surveillance, etc. It scales to a nationwide system of command and control, communications, surveillance, monitoring and network centric

electronic attack designed to handle real-time incidents as they unfold.
Fred was having a problem with gang stalking at work. He reported several incidents to his supervisor.
Gang stalking by Twin77777 July 23, 2015
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Face Stalking

To make someone's Facebook page your homepage.
I've been face stalking Ryan ever since I had a crush on him.
Face Stalking by apr3ttycarcrash October 1, 2008

Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.
"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

Gang Stalking 

A bunch of bullshit. Voice to skull technology+frequencies received by the ears that depress you and make you anxious+body manipulation+the worst performance you'll ever see. A nonsensical retard fest. It's not anyone in your community. It's not anyone you know. It's the government. It's MK-Ultra Part 2. Ignore them and mock them, and they'll eventually fuck off.

Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.
Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!
Twitter stalking by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

table-stalking 

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.

Unintentional stalking 

the act of seeing someone very attractive all the time but not intending it to happen. Enjoying it and subconciously find yourself going to same place where you run into them yet again. You may give them secret code names and make eye contact.
Girl 1:Dang, I see that guy almost every where, it's like unintentional stalking!
Girl 2: he is a hottie biscotti with a naughty body