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Pulling a squidward

When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.
I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward
by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019
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Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-
Squidward needs a break
by ( ´∀` ) abomination February 2, 2025
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Squidward

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.
Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP
by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019
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Squidwarding

The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.
Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.
by Thiccboi34 August 18, 2018
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Squidward Handshake

When you and your bro air slap your penises.
Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!
by Pedway94 September 6, 2019
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Squidward

Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.
The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.
by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025
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Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022
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