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Spunkleminge

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.
Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

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by Briskr August 29, 2009
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baby sprinkle

A smaller version of a baby shower given to someone who is expecting their 2nd child, especially if it is of the opposite sex.
Amanda already has a daughter but she is expecting a boy in a couple months, so we are throwing her a baby sprinkle so she can get some boy clothes.
by Thunder28 December 11, 2009
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Michoacán sprinkler

When you’re all fucked up trying to impress a girl with the helicopter dance and you piss all over her carpet
“Yo I just stayed the night at homegirls”

“”You clapped those cheeks tho , right?””

“Nah bro, I got too fucked up and gave her the Michoacán sprinkler instead”
by SatanicHispanicInaPanic October 13, 2021
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hit it in the sprinkles

A sexual act where the receiveing partner holds a sprinkled donut up to their desired orifice. This is to make a target for getting nailed in the ass.
Dave: "Micah, what did you do last night?"
Micah: "Well last night Dave came over with donuts and I let him hit it in the sprinkles
by hot sprinkles February 28, 2011
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Hoenut with sprinkles

When a man nuts on a womans face and then throws doughnut sprinkles, sticking to the face full of spooge.
Yo dawg, I just gave that girl a Hoenut with sprinkles.
by lonewolf74 October 17, 2011
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Booger sprinkles

When you rub your nose and it's full of dry boogers and tiny bits and speckles of boogers sprinkle out
"I found a bunch of booger sprinkles on the bed last night. Did you blow you're nose and missed the tissue?"
by phunkybudda June 18, 2007
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sprinkles

a topping for dessert, usually icecream
mostly for kids
kinda chalky tasting
come in colored and chocolate
When I went to the Jigger Shoppe, I got sprinkles on my icecream.
by foreverhis 053007 May 13, 2008
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