Sprinkler

It is when you have water in your mouth and you spit it out because your dumb friends make you laugh. Now they call you this on a daily basis.

Person 1: Heyyy, Sprinkler!
Person 2: I hate you!!

by Bi the f*cl April 24, 2020

unholy sprinkler

When a man windmills his penis while he urinates

“Hey baby Let’s try an unholy sprinkler tonight”

by TacoQueen31 December 12, 2022

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 7, 2024

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

Sammy Sprinkler

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.

Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

sprinkler system

The sexual act where multiple women squirt on the face of a male participant. Essentially female bukkake.

Last night was so hot, five girls gave me the sprinkler system!

by Lrrr Ruler of Omicron Persei 8 August 30, 2018

Golden Sprinkler

When someone is urinating in your mouth and you laugh resulting with the urine expelling out of your nose in a sprinkler fashion.

Johnny was having a grand old time peeing in Mary’s mouth when he made her chuckle resulting in the act called a golden sprinkler.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022