Jack Sparrow

A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.

1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!

by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

The sparrow

That weird yet awesome guy you hang out with

Over there that's tobey he's the sparrow of the gang

by The sparrow January 7, 2017

mud sparrow

A dirty bird

Ah J-fly , see that Mud Sparrow over dar , she be leechin!

by Erwindalekale July 2, 2017

skimpy sparrow

A masshole with a stinky asshole

That skimpy sparrow better not blow up my bathroom.

by CH96 October 11, 2017

red sparrow

Something to call your penis after period sex.

Ela: I'm on my period, wanna create a red sparrow?

by Alexsandr Senaviev March 7, 2018

High Sparrow

When you’re high and you throw a paper airplane.

*in shrek voice: I was the throwing some gnarly high sparrows after I smoked that good kush.

by Gamecock43567 May 1, 2019