soggy socks

when someone cums in a sock and then wears it

paris hilton enjoys wearing soggy socks

by soggy joe December 2, 2009

soggy biscuit

a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!

by scott dornan April 3, 2003

soggy trousers

The act of ejaculating in your pants and not being able to change them for a long period of time.

The security guard at the San Diego Chargers game sure did have soggy trousers for the remainder of the game.

by z STEVEN z December 22, 2016

Soggy Cornflake

Like a soggy cornflake that flops around in your cereal bowl the term is used to describe someone unenthusiastic, negative and passive.

Me: Hey you want to rage tonight?

Friend: Nah, i dont see the point in getting drunk

Me: Stop being such a soggy cornflake and take a shot

by KaliDinosaur December 21, 2012

Soggy Cactus

When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.

"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."

by taboothejerkface July 26, 2012

soggy biscuit

what swedish people eat on christmas

soggy biscuits r so gud

by Cooper Mcdonald April 4, 2016

Soggy wafer

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.

The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.

by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012