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bum sneeze

When you blow your nose or sneeze and you let a fart go by accident. Can also be used to to simply describe a fart on it's own.
I was blowing my nose when a bum sneeze slipped out.
by Ray Kelly June 3, 2008
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Sneeze Guard

At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.

Usually two feet high, and on a angle.
The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.
by Time4SumAksion November 24, 2004
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sneezel

To constantly tune/flirt with women; to sniff around for snatch like a weasel: A Snatch weasel
Tim: Brad, you're always on the prowl.

Brad: I can't help it, I'm just a sneezel.
by Mike.B May 8, 2008
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Fo'sneezy

A way of saying "bless you" or that you need to sneeze. Created by people making fun of the words created by Snoop Dog. However, it became slightly popular after awhile.
"Achoo!"
"Fo'Sneezy!"

or

"I so need to fo'sneezy, it's ain't funny, dog."
by Shadow Flare December 10, 2005
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beaver sneeze

noun-

1. Any of a variety of vaginal discharges
2. A forceful expulsion of lady-spooty from the cum dumpster.
1. John Edward's pelvis shimmered and gleamed with a fine coating of beaver sneeze not belonging to his wife.

2. Linda's beaver sneeze was of a thick, liquid humor; the ensuing belch was disgusting.
by Operator 9 January 15, 2009
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sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.
Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.
by cale hadaway June 26, 2008
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Sneezer

1) A term to describe a promiscuous young woman that wants to hook up.

2) A slutty girl.

3) Any girl that you would not want to bring home to your mother.
"A sneezer at the bar wants me to meet her there."

"She's just a standard sneezer, I would not date her."

"Do you have any sneezers coming over tonight?"
by sneezing4Areason April 19, 2009
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