Smurf

To make out with a girl, and while doing so, to give yourself a handy.

- To Smurf
- Smurfing
- Smurfed

"Nah, i didn't get anything from her, so i just kissed her, and smurfed myself"

"He just keeps on smurfing himself, he doesn't like the vag."

" We just went back to my place, and i smurfed "

by Jay W March 26, 2007

smurf

For a girl to give a guy a blow job.

Jen gave Justin a smurf!

by Samsam May 28, 2005

smurf

An unofficial US military/special forces hazing ritual/CPR training exercise that made the news during the late 1980s in which one trainee's head is dunked under water until he drowns and then is resuscitated by another.

"A Navy spokesman denied that the sailor's death was in any way related to the rumored practice of smurfing."

by chopper dave July 20, 2006

smurf

Skeet Skeet Skeet or to ejacualte all someone, something, or a ceiling

Hey i just Smurfed all over Michael

or

Hey i was wondering if you could smurf on me tonight

or

I like the way you smurf, you can hit the ceiling

by MrKittyCat August 23, 2009

smurf

A word you can use to replace a verb or noun.

So I was smurfin this smurf up the smurf while she was smurfin out this other smurf when all the sudden Bob Saget smurf came through the smurf and started smurfin the smurf who was getting smurfed out. So I smurf to Bob Saget Smurf "Smurf please, these are my smurvess." But then I Smurfed and got my smurf everywhere.

by Smurf2 November 29, 2007

smurf

a word that can be used to substitute most other words.

1.Last night when we left the bar, she started smurfin me.
2.No smurfin way.
3.Are u smurfin serious.
4.Smurf yeah.
5.Oh, that is freaken smurf, that is freaken smurf.

by danny g. November 04, 2004

smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.

10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed

by the one that got away November 04, 2003