Slushyed

When you get punked by a young child

That 5 year old shushyed me bro

Ya just slushyed that woman up dude, NOT COOL!

by Friendly Guy Guy December 10, 2024

Slushing

1. To make or receive money in an absurd, purposeless, or ironically self-aware fashion.
2. To contribute to a meaningless numerical increase for the sake of comedy, nihilism, or internet performance art.

Origin: Popularized by the site growtheslush.com, where users donate money for no reason other than to watch a number go up.

“Elon just paid me $500 for tweeting nonsense. Absolute slushing.”

“Parlays didn't hit. I just got slushed.”

“Everytime someone Venmos me, it feels like a beautiful slush."

“Slush it. See what happens. It's only savings.”

by GhostOfAnEgo May 19, 2025

getting slushees

referring to when a guy is trying to get into a girls pants, but they both are busy with an important activity (i.e. practice), so they say they’re going to get slushees to leave and fuck. the two come back with suspiciously full slushee containers.

Did you hear that Logan and Betty were getting slushees during practice yesterday?

by thelovelyitalian November 21, 2017

anal slushee

The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.

)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”

by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018

The Sloshies

The feeling when you drink swith no food in ur tum tum and u feel the luqid sloshin around

Yesterday i drank too much before i went on a run and i had the sloshies my entire run

by Duckyboigurl August 3, 2018

Alabama Mud Slushee

When you are banging your girl in the ass, but her colon is full of shit, so you drop chipped ice in it and proceed to bang it furiously, creating the infamous, Alabama Mud Slushee...

Man, my chick's colon was so full of shit, I just dropped chipped ice into her butthole and banged it furiously to create an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome!

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025

Alabama Mud Slushee

While doing anal, your girls butthole is so full of shit, you drop chipped ice in it and furiously bang it, creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

Man, me and the old lady were doing butt stuff but she was full of shit. So, I dropped some chipped ice into her butthole and we mad an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome.

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025