A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
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A woman whom two men can easily use as a target to both have sex with, thus making them Eskimo Brothers.
Frank: "That chick is such a dog sled."
George: "Why a dog sled?"
Frank: "It's where Eskimo Brothers meet!"
George: "Why a dog sled?"
Frank: "It's where Eskimo Brothers meet!"
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Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.
Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!
Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!
Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!
Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!
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Large, expensive luxury vehicles can also be considered vanilla sleds, if the vehicle has no disposition towards sport or boisterisness.
Large, expensive luxury vehicles can also be considered vanilla sleds, if the vehicle has no disposition towards sport or boisterisness.
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That new bmw is a Vanilla Sled
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That new bmw is a Vanilla Sled
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