Attention sneezing

No normal person sneezes more than twice in a row, those that do: attention sneezers.

Achoooo! Look at me! I'm making lots of noise but it's socially acceptable because it's a sneeze!

Let me drag out this period of attention focused on me by sneezing five hundred times. Then also blowing my nose like a foghorn.

A clinical case of attention sneezing:

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO!

normal person: God, is it necessary to make that much noise?

Attention sneezer: ACHOOOOOOO! I can't help it.

normal person: Sure...

by My DNA has mega ribose October 21, 2012

sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)

i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005

sleeving

To place one's hands and forearms up the sleeves of the opposite arms of a garment that one is wearing, so as to appear that one is wearing a muff.

I left my muff at home and therefore had to resort to sleeving to keep my hands warm.

by Damaxster September 19, 2008

sneezing

An orgasm experienced only on the face. It starts from the nose and it "cums" out so quickly from it like *squirt* and it all feels good.

I like sneezing...feels good.

by POPOPOOOPOPOPOPO July 31, 2009

sleepings

To covertly inform others that you are going to go fornicate. Usually at night when you would normally be sleeping.

mamajama- hey i'm going to go do some sleepings
Alfred- Ok man, have fun.

by curlyfroman3 June 20, 2008

Sleeping Cindy

It is when you are in a hotel room and have sex with your girlfriend while her mom sleeps in the bed right next to you.

Johnny is the only kid I know that has enough balls to pull the Sleeping Cindy.

by DeputyDean March 8, 2008

Sleeping Bag Effect

when a fat wears a spaghetti-strap tank top, and the strap sinks so far into her fatty arm that it looks like a wrapped up sleeping bag

Wow, look at that one. She's got the sleeping bag effect going alright

by Captain Yellowtail March 31, 2011