Sampedifonic

When two people have the same thought process or opinions and tend to state them at the same time.

Oh my god! You guys having the same opinion and saying it at the same time is so sampedifonic

by Nitemis July 7, 2022

sampras

a guy named after the tennis player but is a shit guy himself. his entire personality is being named after pete and is toxic, stupid, and ugly
usually can be found in the cadets group, as being in a high ranking position fulfils his little power obsession

is that sampras coming? quick hide!
man sampras get no bitches!

by smartestpersonintheroom July 7, 2022

sampoorno

oiled bengali beast

sampoorno is fat

by lawdalassanbbyoda October 8, 2022

Urban Sampling

Surviving on meals collected entirely from free food samples.

A typical urban sampling route:

For lunch, pass through the olive and cheese sections at Gourmet Garage. Dinner at the Whole Foods pizza counter. FatWitch brownies from Chelsea Market and dark chocolate from Pure Dark for dessert.

by Courtney Scott February 28, 2009

Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.

Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"

by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016