Skype

Any software that always hangs and crashes and stops functioning, just like Skype.

Your software is so Skype. Work on it's stability dude.

by farhadge July 29, 2021

Skype

Skype is one of the horrible online video/audio/text chatting app/site
comparable to the black people of the online community

man 1: Hey man when we play CS lets talk on Skype
man 2: Don touch me faggot

by Huge Long Veiny Throbbing Cock May 08, 2019

Skype

lmao who tf still use skype

yeah, my gf still uses skype
lmao has the retard not heard of discord?

by GIMSE October 16, 2018

skype

piece of shit

hey girl..Ik we didn't get to skype tonight.. but that's alright.

by FDXGCVUJHBKBHUVGTYFGUFTCDRTFUC December 08, 2020

Skype

to completely fuck up the easiest opportunity imaginable

Skype really Skyped when they did not expand their business during the pandemic.

by mimicry_ricky April 01, 2024

Skype it

to call up

“Yo wanna facetime?” YEAh Skype it
“Imma Skype it when you get home”

by deeemarcooo February 19, 2018

Wet Skype

When you have a "special" Skype call with the best friend of the opposite gender, usually not your boyfriend/girlfriend. In this special video chat, you guys have a conversation while masturbating in front of the other. You usually have your genitals showing and your hand in motion. The two people talk like they regularly would, but at the same time pleasure themselves. You don't talk about anything relating to what you are doing. Just have a regular convo. You do this to open up and become comfortable with someone. It is becoming more common, and is a great way to become closer with your best friend of the opposing gender.

Hey Bob, do you wanna wet skype?
Yeah sure! One sec let me get my d*ck out.

Hey how was your wet skype yesterday?
It was awesome! We both climaxed, nothing out of the ordinary though.

by SuperSocial December 23, 2013