shelf

An ass that utterly defies gravity

<guy1>damn look at the shelf on that one.
<guy2>i know it just... sits up.
<guy1>call schmack we gotta tell him about this one.

by Grill March 13, 2005

last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's mum October 18, 2007

ass shelf

A massive ass that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table.

Her ass shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception.

by Society Against Fat Asses (SAFA) February 5, 2003

Shef

A mentally challenged person in a kitchen

He is a shef, not a chef!

by MrYoungs February 21, 2020

ass shelf

any surface at around ass level that serves as a make shift seat. Common types of ass shelves are window sills, arms of chairs, any sort of ledge, and if your creative your friends. As the word "shelf" suggests in the term, ass shelves serve as the perfect place to store your ass when a regular chair just won't do the trick.

Queefy: " Oh hey, who would have known that your arm would make such a great seat! I could sit here for days."
Hoeleen:"Don't look at me...I'm not ok with being your ass shelf!"
Queefy: "Lies...your loving every second of being my ass shelf ;) ! "

by PresOfDaFriends June 18, 2011

Sheffield Gangbang

When the OG wiggas Gavin, Zach, Nick, Alex slice and dike ni🅱️🅱️🅰️s up

Damn they Sheffield Gangbanged their neighbors

by Sheffield Gang 666 August 4, 2018

Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009