Shame Delay

The extra time spent sitting on the toilet waiting for other patrons of the men's room to leave. Usually occurs in corporate settings after malodorous toilet episodes.

"I had like a 7 minute shame delay because my boss was in the crapper next to me."

"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."

by TPS Report March 30, 2008

shakesbeer

Definition: A male who becomes exceptional at seducing women while being inebriated.

Example: "Look at Big Kraig speaking sweet nothings in that bitty 's ear."

"Yeup, when he gets sloshed, he turns into a shakesbeer."

by j96rees13 October 17, 2009

shame of sluts

a group of sluts; much like a pride of lionesses, but sluts have no pride

I just saw that shame of sluts walk into the bar.

by <3sl00ts March 13, 2011

shame piece

The last piece of something that no one will eat out of shame.

There is one more doughnut, but no one will eat the shame piece.

by dfir November 20, 2014

shame pound

When you drink the last drink you made right before bed but were too drunk to finish it (or even start it) and you don't want to waste good booze so you shame pound it. Prolonging the imminent shame spiral.

Imagine: A layer of mixer, a layer of liquor and a layer of melted ice.

Give it a stir, good as new.

She woke up to find the multi-layer concoction of a drink she made before she went to bed and instead of wasting it she shame pounded it and went on with her day.

by remwhite32 November 14, 2015

Shakespeare Rule

The Shakespeare Rule is a writing technique in which, much like the structure of any Shakespearean soliloquy, you summarise the general meaning of the paragraph in the last few lines.

"The Shakespeare Rule is a good method to experiment with"

"I overuse The Shakespeare Rule"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 4, 2019

Wank Shame

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

by C-Toppa April 20, 2014