i want to screw you

I want to screw you mean that the person that said it would fuck you really hard

Oh Baby I want to screw you!

by BigLongDick596 December 21, 2013

I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.

Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.

by aeer June 12, 2011

screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)

The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.

by Fantail July 31, 2009

screwdad

A miscellaneous piece of hardware that requires some sort of screw driving implement (be it a Phillips head, IKEA wrench or otherwise) to put it in its place. The term is a hybridization of screw and doodad.

Has anyone seen that screwdad we use to keep this amplifier bolted down to the rack?

by jrax May 29, 2007

screw and bolt

The act of screwing someone and then runing like hell. Usually when both ppl are drunk

I screwed and bolted on this really ugly chick. I was drunk at the time. Screw and bolt

by falabaladingdong March 21, 2010

Screwed Magoo'd

Being fucked over by someone or something

His boss fired him and fucked his wife. Damn he got screwed magoo'd

by ScrewedMagoo'd November 8, 2011

screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.

(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!

by Trina94 November 20, 2013