scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt

We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.

by scotlandyard May 17, 2006

Scrotatiliia

The combination of your sack and your dick

I like girls who can swallow the whole scrotatillia

by Justin February 13, 2004

Scrotosis

A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up

"Stop scratching your scrot"

"I cant I have scrotosis"




"I have never got a BJ"

"You have scrotosis

by Curny September 26, 2005

scrotimus maximus

huge scrotum. Over Full Scrote

my nutz R Huge. Big Ballz. Ginormus gonadz.

My nuts are scrotimus maximus!!

by N0t my real name March 10, 2008

Scottish Syndrome

Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.

ohhh man that girl defo has scottish syndrome look, shes fit here, and not here.

by WhosBen May 6, 2011

scottish nationalist

A bitter and twisted, usually bigoted, denizen of Scotland (a.k.a. North Albania) who still lives in the 14th Century. A Scottish Nationalist will often contend that his country has "the English jackboot" on its neck, when in reality, Scotland is a nation full of workshy freeloaders, content to pick up their giro and get wasted on Buckfast. "Jackboot on the neck"? No, more like Scottish lips welded to the English nipple, and sucking furiously.

"Shall I go to work today? No I dinnae have to. I'm a Scottish nationalist, and the bl**dy English will pay my giro"

by Grim^Reaper October 27, 2007

Scottish Girl

Usually tall, fat, round-faced wearing too short a skirt, more fake colourings than you can count. Burka would be a blessing for your eyes. Broken faces.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.

I had to vomit on my way here because I ran into a Scottish girl.
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)

by Devans101 May 21, 2011