scrote-leys

conjuntion of 'scrotum' and 'oakleys'

When you get a blowjob, and the girls head hanging over the edge of the bed, and your balls rest on her eyes, like she is wearing your sack for sunglasses.

The other night Gabe gave the 'tramp tramp' a pair of scrote-leys. His balls were slapping her in the eyes repeatedly.

by sporkins November 7, 2008

Scrote Rag

A peice of toilet tissue cupped over a man's scrote when taking a sloppy shit. Ths prevents splash back, leaving the nutsack dry and fresh.

After a large and spicey curry, John was thankful for his Scrote Rag

by Denis T August 16, 2008

Scrotosis

Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.

Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"

by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010

scrotethroat

Name of a huge dickbag who thinks he's the shit at everything, can never be wrong and always has to be the best at whatever anyone else is doing (even though he isn't), also commonly refferred to as "Poto" which is pretty much a raccoon.

Guy 1: "Ahh man you know that human flagpole you and I have been doing?"

Guy 2: "Yea what about it?"

Guy 1: " well Scrotethroat tried and did it all wrong, then tried to tell me his way was better"

Guy2: "Oh, what a dickbag"

by A Humble Dood July 19, 2011

Scrotee

When you shave everything below the waist except for the taint.

Joe was thinking about growing a scrotee to impress his girlfreind

by Chris and Joey April 16, 2008

scrote-cake

Its a cake made from a scrot of a person that could not be cured of Itchy Scrote (See Scrote Rot)

Would you like to taste fred's scrote-cakes?

by luke mate April 19, 2005

Scrote

When you rub someone with your scrotum through your fly.

He just gave my face a scrote!

by Rob Seditionary December 8, 2006