Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".
by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.
by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018

by Allaisha July 29, 2023

Scooter dump is a random selection of photos of someone’s life and their perception of it posted as content on Instagram. It’s like having a look through someone’s phone photo gallery.
by Lill Henk 050 March 7, 2022

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019

ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
by Jivefool July 25, 2021

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
