Schools a joke. Thank god this coming year is my last year. It can be hell only if you let it be. Choose your friends wisely, ignore the shitheads, do your work, and keep yourself occupied out of school (get a job) and you'll be fine. The way you deal with school shows what kind of man you'll be for the rest of your life. My typical day at school... Get to homeroom 10 minutes late, sleep in class, talk to friends at lunch, go home, go to work, hang out w/ girfriend, sleep, copy homework next day in class, do it all over again.
by Chris K.. August 06, 2007
"I got schooled on that server last night by some f*cking hackers."
"I ended up scoring with that chick last night...Yeah I took her to school."
"It was a great fight. Tyson took that guy straight to school!"
"I ended up scoring with that chick last night...Yeah I took her to school."
"It was a great fight. Tyson took that guy straight to school!"
by The_Lion October 17, 2003
Place of torture or evil; place where sympathy is not tolerated; place of divination and/or sacrifice, not for those deemed "Outcasts"
SEE: Hell
SEE: Hell
Most of those that post on this website need to go to school, namely because of the immense number of grammitical and spelling mistakes.
by DJ August 06, 2004
School is a the most hated building ever for kids!! You must attend it almost EVERY SINGLE WEEKDAY until you are age 18. It is filled with kids your age and old grumpy ugly adults who call themselves "teachers". A teacher's job is too bore you for 6 hours and then send you home and too bore yourself at home with homework.
by jahzara October 20, 2005
a place that the goverment makes you go to, that realy has no value. think about it, histoy? WTF. geography, plz. four years of english, manditory? why, am i not speaking it now, waste of class space. spanish/french/german/ect. ya, thats real imortant, 50 bucks says you never leave the county to live after school.
elm. school, prepares you for middle school, middle school prepares you for high school, high shool prepares you for collage, collage prepares you for life. so basicly, you waste 18 years (or more for some)of life, getting ready to live? why? can they not stop at kindergarden, they teach you everything you need to know, put things away when your done, share, be nice, ect. kindergarden was the only pro-life class you will ever come by.
Teachers, if they really get as little as they say, why in the hell do they do it? really, spend 8 or more hours, dealing with imature kids, that sounds realy smart, maybe they need to go back to school.
elm. school, prepares you for middle school, middle school prepares you for high school, high shool prepares you for collage, collage prepares you for life. so basicly, you waste 18 years (or more for some)of life, getting ready to live? why? can they not stop at kindergarden, they teach you everything you need to know, put things away when your done, share, be nice, ect. kindergarden was the only pro-life class you will ever come by.
Teachers, if they really get as little as they say, why in the hell do they do it? really, spend 8 or more hours, dealing with imature kids, that sounds realy smart, maybe they need to go back to school.
So John, you want to play some football after school?
nah, i can't, i got histoy homework.
what? why? ou will never need history in life.
I know. I know.
nah, i can't, i got histoy homework.
what? why? ou will never need history in life.
I know. I know.
by Kyle owens September 13, 2005
by MARWAN DA THICC BOIII September 30, 2019
Seven (or more)
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives (daily)
Its a prision for kids where you cant enjoy life.
The kids at school are total wimps. I got sent to the Principals office because I called someone Fatass spoiled brat and somehow he found out (he cant exept the fact that he was spoiled and fat)
Theres so much learning that you forget what you learned. On yo homework you forgot everything you learned so i cant finish it.
why do adults like participating in hurting children?
Its impossible to show your true feelings with out getting in huge trouble.
Its hard to enjoy a social life. If you talk to your friends you get in trouble.
If you get a C or lower you get in trouble by your parents.
Dont you want to spend time with your family instead of assloads of homework?
Limits: if you say words as innocent as idiot you get detention. They call having fun a privilige. You cant do this or that x100000000
The teachers a joke (there like those cogs in toontown)
The more they take away stuff from you the more you want it.
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives (daily)
Its a prision for kids where you cant enjoy life.
The kids at school are total wimps. I got sent to the Principals office because I called someone Fatass spoiled brat and somehow he found out (he cant exept the fact that he was spoiled and fat)
Theres so much learning that you forget what you learned. On yo homework you forgot everything you learned so i cant finish it.
why do adults like participating in hurting children?
Its impossible to show your true feelings with out getting in huge trouble.
Its hard to enjoy a social life. If you talk to your friends you get in trouble.
If you get a C or lower you get in trouble by your parents.
Dont you want to spend time with your family instead of assloads of homework?
Limits: if you say words as innocent as idiot you get detention. They call having fun a privilige. You cant do this or that x100000000
The teachers a joke (there like those cogs in toontown)
The more they take away stuff from you the more you want it.
You: school was so boring that i forgot everything i knew! Time to have fun!
Mom: Did you do your homework?
You: F***************************************!
I have to relearn everything
NEW EXAMPLE:
Mean Ass Teacher: I h8 that kid, Im gonna beat him/her up.
good news is i have an excuse for his/her beating so i wont get in trouble.
You: Hi Ms. Smith, how are you doing?
M.A.T: *Beats you up*
You: *tells mom and dad what M.A.T did to you*
Parents: *complain to school*
M.A.T: *Uses excuse to fool parents*
Parents: your in trouble son/daughter for lying
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Dude school is boring
Your friend Josh: I totally agree
Faghead Asshole Teacher: *hears conversation from a mile away*
F.A.T: *interrupts conversation/invades privacy*
F.A.T: You guys are in huge trouble for socializing and sharing your feelings about school!
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Damn I got a C
Parents: Damn you got a C! Youre grounded
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into The public restroom, she scared the shit out of the toilits!
Your friend Jeff: LOL!
Whorehead Teacher: You guys, off to the principals office for insulting someone!
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: I cant believe they took away my ipod for it being out. It wasnt even on! Now i really want to listen to that song.
asshole principle on the loud speaker: If you take out an electronic device and a teacher sees you, we have to assume its on and your having fun so we have to steal it from you.
Mom: Did you do your homework?
You: F***************************************!
I have to relearn everything
NEW EXAMPLE:
Mean Ass Teacher: I h8 that kid, Im gonna beat him/her up.
good news is i have an excuse for his/her beating so i wont get in trouble.
You: Hi Ms. Smith, how are you doing?
M.A.T: *Beats you up*
You: *tells mom and dad what M.A.T did to you*
Parents: *complain to school*
M.A.T: *Uses excuse to fool parents*
Parents: your in trouble son/daughter for lying
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Dude school is boring
Your friend Josh: I totally agree
Faghead Asshole Teacher: *hears conversation from a mile away*
F.A.T: *interrupts conversation/invades privacy*
F.A.T: You guys are in huge trouble for socializing and sharing your feelings about school!
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Damn I got a C
Parents: Damn you got a C! Youre grounded
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked into The public restroom, she scared the shit out of the toilits!
Your friend Jeff: LOL!
Whorehead Teacher: You guys, off to the principals office for insulting someone!
NEW EXAMPLE:
You: I cant believe they took away my ipod for it being out. It wasnt even on! Now i really want to listen to that song.
asshole principle on the loud speaker: If you take out an electronic device and a teacher sees you, we have to assume its on and your having fun so we have to steal it from you.
by Doomedtodeath December 30, 2011