Scat Scratch

Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.

John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.

Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.

by legendDF September 15, 2011

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 24, 2017

Scat (scattered)

That state you are in the day after doing a fuckload of drugs.

I'm tripping over nothing, I don't know what i want to eat and my sentences aren't coherent - i'm fucking scat bro

"How much did we take last night? My brain is scat (scattered)"

by Keegyn March 08, 2017

scat head

To have shit for brains

Dion was a scat head

by onedrome January 24, 2012

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 July 14, 2015

velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

by FredPDX May 12, 2009

liquid scat

The hip new craze that all the kids ar going mad for. Involves taking a whole packet of laxitives to get liquid scat more like thick chocolate milkshake, for sexual activities.

I've had a whole packet of laxitives, I hope I can hold the liquid scat in until I get to Scatsta, then the fun will begin!!!

by BCOT June 30, 2008