Okayed be honest this is a south town of middle class privileges but there are many council benefiting chavs. If you are lucky you may get through a day outside only seeing one chav however there are many pubescent wannabe chavs killing their lungs. There are 7 main schools, Swgs (get gay or get nonced on), Bws (act hard like chavs with their tiny willys), WSE (2nd worst place to go due to their burning lungs and obsolete brains), St Joes (lets be honest no one really knows who they are but they are “tryhards ”), Sarum Academy (“sports academy” but always gets trampled on by Swgs and Bws + worst areas to go to school), Trafalgar and Burgate ( both are too irrelevant to have their own Definition) and that’s it your daily does of pubescent kids. On a good day you may only see a few WSE in town acting like inbreds due to their lack of public decency. I can’t believe I forgot the private schools, no one really talks to them.
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Novichok “I guess my plan didn’t work”
by AnonymousNovix October 27, 2019
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A suburb of Adelaide. Considered absolutely terrible by people outside of it, but it really isn't as bad as they make it out to be. Look at it this way, we're better than Elizabeth!
"Haha, those fuckers must come from Salisbury!"
"Dude, Salisbury's too good for them."
"Oh, yeah. I was thinking of Elizabeth."
"Dude, Salisbury's too good for them."
"Oh, yeah. I was thinking of Elizabeth."
by Stealthy (Hayden) April 28, 2012
Get the Salisbury mug.A town outside of Ann Arbor which is dominated by conservatives and farmers. Even with the liberal college town right next the majority of the people are rich white conservative tools. The actual town has a small strip of life where a McDonalds, Wendy's and the Drowsy Parrot a popular coffee shop can be found. And the school system is in dept after building a huge but boring new highschool.
by Part1san November 30, 2005
Get the Saline mug.A Bloody Salih is when you fuck your girlfriend, wife, your who-ever while she's on her period (AND/OR) you pop a girl's cherry...when both you and the girl notice the blood, you wait for the girl to say ANYTHING in her defense...to which you say in a thick Kurdish accent "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK...I SWIM IN THE BLOOD!" You contuine fucking her as nothing happened.
I got with this girl last night who turned out to be a virgin...she started to bled pretty heavy when I broke her Hymen. She was ashamed and had a look on her face like she thought the mood was broken. I did a Bloody Salih and kept on fucking her like nothing else mattered.
GIRL: Oh, baby! I'm SO sorry. I'm bleeding. Maybe we should stop. It's probably really gross for you right now!
GUY: (Thick Kurdish accent) "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK...I SWIM IN THE BLOOD!!!"
GIRL: Oh, baby! I'm SO sorry. I'm bleeding. Maybe we should stop. It's probably really gross for you right now!
GUY: (Thick Kurdish accent) "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK...I SWIM IN THE BLOOD!!!"
by KOBE 69 October 21, 2010
Get the Bloody Salih mug.City on the located on the outskirts of nowhere. Imagine Hell now add lots of clay and a state transportation museum and you have it. North Carolina's best football team can be located on its outskirts in Mt. Ulla.
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