small business saturday

The Saturday after Black Friday. This is the day when business' realize that they are screwed and start thinking about Chapter 13. They tried opening on Thanksgiving offering ridiculous discounts only to find out that it is costing them more in protests, petitions, and lawsuits then the profits they made for the day. Black Friday wasn't any better as most of the shoppers that came in were just looking at the items that they wanted to buy online cheaper then any Black Friday deal would have got them.

Joe: Hey did you go shopping on Black Friday or Small Business Saturday?

Dave: Nah man, I'm doing mine on Cyber Monday

by StealthTSX November 30, 2013

Booty Pic Saturday

Every woman is obliged to send booty pictures to her boyfriend / spouse on Booty Picture Saturday

It's Booty Pic Saturday and my Girlfriend haven't sent me Booty Pics

by exet March 12, 2021

SATurday

1. Any saturday during which you must take the SAT. A very common occurence around springtime.

This definition only applies if there is emphasis on the SAT portion of the word.

"I can't party with you Friday, I have a SATurday this week."

by JKMcL March 11, 2009

Saturday

The BEST day of the week! Most people seem to like Friday. Now, think about it. People like Friday because it's the day before the weekend. However, what if it was Friday everyday? Doesn't seem like much, huh?

On the other hand, Saturday is the best because the whole day is free and you don't have to worry about anything the next day like Sunday, so you can stay up all night.

It's Saturday Night Fever, not Friday Night Fever!

by BusinessMan February 6, 2005

Satunday

The extra day between Saturday and Sunday when you were out partying on a Friday. Your brain needs rest and it believes it is a Sunday but actually it is still a Saturday. This day is used for relaxing and is extremely long.

"Damn this really feels like a Satunday"
"Ohh no it`s Satunday again"

by Duckypurse February 3, 2016

saturday saviour

Person who has sex with another person as a last resort after their other plan has failed, usually happens on saturdays.

Martha's saturday saviour was a four eyed nerd.

by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005

saturday exams

evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.

serves as a means of destroying the weekend

UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards

by cc April 20, 2007