Captain Saggy Pants

one who looks like they shit themselves.

KALA aka captain saggy pants.

by evolu. October 20, 2009

Jacob saggy titties

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Jacob saggy titties

by Siria October 11, 2020

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties

Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.

He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.

Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.

The poem associated with him is;

“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”

by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021

Mr. Saggy Scrotum

Used to refer to a young man, most notably J-Dog Gaz, who possesses an excessively large and dangly sack of manhood

Oi Mr. Saggy Scrotum, get your bollocks out

Oi where’s Mr. Saggy Scrotum? Out noncing mate

by Taarabt’stoogoodforyou December 2, 2019

Carsons saggy tits

Gay or unsuall kid big saggy boobs like no other. he was 3 when he got boobs and 4 wwhen they got saggy they are wonderful to hold rip off

I like to grab me some Carsons saggy tits

by Bob titus October 21, 2011

grandma saggy ass

grandma saggy ass is god of all rebels

I want to be grandma saggy ass aka lazy b*tch

by Balenciaga1000000060i23548q98h March 20, 2019

old man saggy ass

one who likes to fuck old men with saggy asses

Obideiah Rodriguez wildly fucked the 80 year old man who had a saggy ass.

by Cameron Banzoowalktoomanshebitchfacetronthon January 21, 2004