cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.

i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!

by 🍝 February 12, 2023

The Tennessee Saddle

When a man places his balls (one over each eye) while a woman or man is sleeping with his butt hole towards her/his mouth so she can then awaken to eat his ass. The act of saddling his HOrsE while she is sleeping.

Girl 1: So Chad came over and he used me as his Tennessee Saddle
Girl 2: Whats it like to be ridden?
Girl 1: Being The Tennessee Saddle is the best its like eating ass in space

by manu08 May 6, 2021

Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"

by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

jewish saddle

A person u really don't like who usually does things for other people just to fit in like an absolute twat

"U fucking Jewish saddler!"

by TheJewDestroyer123 July 28, 2017

Saddle Sensitive

butt hurt

Dude!,don't be so saddle sensitive just because you weren't asked to go.

by Cherish941 March 13, 2009

Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.

"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"

by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025