sabotage

A website that seems safe enough, but after about 30 seconds has an image pop up that is scary, amusing, or just plain retarded. Also called a screamer (1 and 4) these websites usually have low volume in the beginning or a message for you to turn your speakers up. This is because when the surprise comes it's usually accompanied by a loud noise, like a scream. Usually the page is initially a game or an optical illusion, something the viewer has to focus on for a while.

These websites are for scaring the shit out of and pissing off your friends. The classic one is "Ghost in a picture", where you're supposed to spot a ghost moving in a picture and an "Exorcist" type of face comes up and screams really loudly. There's another, tamer one, where it's supposed to be an optical illusion and then a cartoon man moons you.

Dude, if this game is a sabotage, I'll kick your ass.

by shamille March 28, 2008

Sabertooth Crotchcricket

possibly the most ridiculous word in the english language

dude i think my sabertooth crotchcrickets have migrated over to you trouserbrush garden

by Daniel March 15, 2005

sabotai

Someone who has flooded a classroom in high school.

"He flooded the chem lab! What a sabotai!"

by fof June 12, 2003

self-sabotage

-a bro suffering from of Post-Traumatic-Breakup-Syndrome (PTBS) has opportunities for new trim, but he "sabotages" it either subconsciously or consciously because he can't get over his ex. Ironically, slam-pieces often throw themselves at a "self-saboteur." This could be from pity or because he's so fucked up over his ex that he is the ultimate challenge.

-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.

-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.

Anthony: Did you close on her last night? She was chasing your D.
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.

Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!

by King of all that is Bro October 6, 2011

saboosh

1.Someone acting awesome.
2.A name for someone thats very handsome.
3.Someone that has alot of girls that like him.

1.Man are you saboosh.
2.HE is SO saboosh.
3.I wish i was a saboosh.

by Sabooboo April 16, 2008

SABOONZE

Saboonze is a filler word for situations when you are speechless. If you see a riced out car, a fugly person or anything ghetto.

Did you see that car? It had 3 spoilers, a fart can, red tinted windows and was driven by a kid with a blowout. Yeah it was SABOONZE.

by J-u-s-t-i-n January 10, 2008

Sabarese

1) When you forward an joke email to someone and they resend it to you on both your personal email and on your work email. 2) When you receive a joke email from someone and you were included on someone else’s to line but the forwarder was to lazy to see that you had already been included.

I forwarded a youtube video to my friends at work but you Sabaresed me on personal email too.

by 452 Yankees May 24, 2008