Annoy Squidward day

On January 15th, it’s National annoy squidward day!

P1: hey squidward, hey squidward, hey squidward

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it spongbob?

P1: do you know what today is?

P2: Annoy squidward day?

P1: Haha! No silly! Thats on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021

Annoy Squidward Day

On January 15th, it’s annoy Squidward day!

P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?

P1: do you know what today is

P2: annoy Squidward day?

P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021

Fort Squidward

When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.

Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*

by TheAvicado March 27, 2021

squidward

a girl called raegan deweer

OMG, raegan is such a squidward

by aaliyah deweer May 23, 2021

Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus

"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"

by Clit commander. December 12, 2024

Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottom “the Krusty Krab”

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Squidward
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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025

Squidwarding

To tuck your nuts between your cheeks and lay your shaft down a sleeping person's nose

Bro I was squidwarding on Brad and took a pic!

by Jesus003 July 16, 2025