Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

Sphincter

A highly versatile muscle group responsible for many vital functions in the body.

Found throughout the cardiovascular and digestion system, it has the ability to open or contract control the movement of liquids or solids throughout your bodily systems.

It can also refer to a Bayley.

Se also: Moomoos

Your anus is a sphincter

by Moomoosa2000 October 28, 2021

Big Sphincter Energy

Big Sphincter Energy or "BSE" is the substitute phrase for "assholes" when the internet is inevitably censored and we can't mock billionaires anymore.

"Yeah, that Blue Origin just reeks of BSE"

"If his attitude had a smell, it would be unfettered ass. I'm feeling utterly stifled by that big sphincter energy!"

by HerpDerp12786 September 6, 2021

Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.

Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

Sphincter Hell

A state in which one hates another person so much that their internal organs feel as if in purgatory upon seeing said person.

Jeff: Hey man, why are you so red?
Steve: Oh, i just saw Janet. I'm in a state of total Sphincter Hell right now.
Jeff: Wow man, you hate her that much?
Steve: It's hard not to.

by Azræl October 13, 2013

Sphincter Giggle

The act of shitting yourself while laughing at something. This happens because you were laughing so hard, your anus laughed with you.

Friend 1: 'My little sister told me the Justin Bieber movie was the best experience of her life and started to cry'

Friend 2: 'What did you say?'

Friend 1: 'I started laughing uncontrollably, but then I had a Sphincter Giggle and ran to the bathroom to clean up'

Friend 2: 'OMG I think I just had one too!'

by thatguywhosaysstuffsometimes February 28, 2011