five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

german shuffle

to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.

"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"

by professor snackerson February 3, 2007

scuffle up

To scuffle up is to acquire, get, make, you know words like that.
You can "scuffle up" on pretty much anything.

Slang: I'm trying to scuffle up on some bread
Translation 1: I'm trying to make some money.
Translation 2: I'm trying to get some money.
Translation 3: I'm trying to acquire some money.

Slang: I'm trying to scuffle up on some stereos.
Translation: I'm trying to (get, acquire, steal, etc) some stereos.

by JGuzmannn November 24, 2006

shuffle butter

you get shuffle butter, when you switch back and forth from anal and vaginal sex. a thick foamy substance is made.

girl we were making shuffle butter all night.

by cafetrollcat September 5, 2016

pink and brown shuffle

To rapidly alternate between fucking a girl's asshole and vagina while fucking her from behind.

"Dude I was giving her the pink and brown shuffle and I accidentally stabbed her in the taint"

by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

Five Knuckle Shuffle.

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.

"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."

by Mattaus Muller December 16, 2009