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slots and slobs

The new name for the Oval Office of President Joe Biden. Comes from the fact that he’s got a diverse cabinet. Slobs for Secretary Pete Buttigieg, an openly gay out politician from the great state of Indiana. Cause slobbin is whats gays love to do! And slots because the primary source of income for many Native Americans in the United States is casinos on the rez. The latter in honor of Deb Haaland, Americas first Native American secretary of the Department of the Interior.
The head of the CIA had a meeting with the president at slots and slobs this morning.
by sdneachdude December 17, 2020
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Slot lizard

A person that mooches off you or someone that wants to spend your money at a casino.
Person 1 : hey. Wanna go to the casino
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.
by Hahahahalksd lfffl December 24, 2020
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slot weasel

Like a lot lizard but at the casino.
She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.
by racheal18 October 13, 2021
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Slot Legend

Roshtein - "A Casino-philosopher with an incredible technique"
by AnGERy_69 September 22, 2021
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STINK FINGER SLOT

THE ASSHOLE

At IN N OUT BURGER the place you put your INDEX FINGER to yield a liquid of your choice.

STAGES FINGER

Someone who has set you up to be buffaloed at any SLOTS AND IN A CASINO.

Someone who FARTS to identify you where you are going when you go into p FART VAPOR AUTHORITY at the EXACT expected location.
It is the PERFECT FINGER to put in the STINK FINGER SLOT butt common sense will tell you that it becomes ST Iwhen it don't always STINK.

The LIQUID FINGER SLOT is the same as the STINK FINGER SLOT in the sense you have to use your STINK FINGER that you put in your STINK FINGER SLOT.

The STINK FINGER SLOT graces SHIT all the time so BE PREPARED that some ASSHOLE is going to get their LIQUID by putting their SHIT FINGER SLOT into the LIQUID FINGER SLOT while they still have SHIT in their STINK FINGER SLOT.

I have no idea how a person is set up to take big losses with any chosen STINK FINGER SLOT.

THAT FART really drove me deeper into the EXACT VAPOR as I t pointed me out where ever I went.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 19, 2021
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Sausage Slot

She has a soggy sloppy slavering sausage slot
by Toastncheese June 25, 2021
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Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.
Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf
by Sicariuss July 3, 2021
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