simage

An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.

“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”

“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”

by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024

simapathy

Condition where a person feel unexplainable apathy towards their sims.

I feel as though I have come down with a case of simapathy!

by buckysgreasypubes March 20, 2025

Simanye

Simanye is a young man with a lot of potential to be one of the greatest people to have ever lived. Coming from a not so wealthy background, he remains deeply humble, although some might misjudge his confidence for arrogance. Blessed with leadership skills and a great logical thinker, one might assume that it is only a matter of time before he makes his mark on the world.

He came up with one of the best ideas the panel has ever seen. Some of the panel called it a Simanye idea.

by KareemTheGreat April 20, 2025

Dirty Simao

When a submissive white male gets pegged by his girl

Person one: did you hear about Ryan?
Person two: yeah he pulled a dirty simao.

by A literal mother fucker May 11, 2024