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slang word 4 weed, mary j or wateva u guys call it.
yo dude, you wanna come chill at mine, i just bought a 20 bag of shrek.
shrek by anonymous........ January 12, 2006
Shreks is a green ogre who lives in a swamp.He has a donkey friend and a wife named Fiona who he penetrates every night.Shrek has a 69 ft cock that is called a swamp monster.He use onions to Shrek his enemies like faurquad,that guy is a dick.If you see Shrek, his swamp monster will fill your ass with his love.
Drek just got shrekt by shrek's swamp monster.
Shrek by Swagger Dabber May 21, 2016
shrek lives in turkey and flew a plane to manhattan and made a small swamp school with 4 kids and shreks them every second. Shrek also tries to catch some one on there laptop and then win he finds out it is school work he will say: "Yaaa get out man!". before i shrek you 10000000 times more.
shrek is stuck in turkey!!
shrek by fat 11 November 9, 2017
A word that elementary school kids use for their own entertainment.
Haha, dude. Shrek got rekt-bwAHAH!
shrek by BurgerBoyBob February 6, 2017
A green thing that has developed ino religions, memes, and sex dolls.
Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp
"I spread my butt checks and harden my dick for shrek"
Shrek by Bloxymexican2678 May 28, 2018