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Shidas touch

A very, VERY unlucky person. Everything they set out to do or achieve never comes through or ever works out. Everthing they touch turns to crud.

This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.
"Don't let Timmy do it, he has the Shidas touch"

"She better not have your Shidas touch!"

"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"
by nimsayy June 13, 2018
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shitcasm

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shitcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shitcasm may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex.: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shitcasm 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"
by wndacova March 30, 2018
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Shitass

Someone who is just overall annoying and disgusting
Ugh! Shitass! Why would you say that to me?”
by Shilsha November 22, 2018
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Shitastrophe

When someone is not clean during anal sex
It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe
by Black Butter January 26, 2019
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shitwash

"shitwash" or more specifically called "poop fetish" is a said fetish for poop, shit, feces

people who have shitwash sexually enjoy having poop either splashed on the face, feet, and\ or genitals.
or poured into mouth with the reason being that "it taste good"

(ew)

also another thing that shitwash fucks (thats a nickname for em) enjoy is the feeling of taking a shit
have you heard about john?
oh yeah, don't date him he's a shitwash fucker

euhg, gross. but also kinda hot

the fuck?
stacey, you're a shitwash fuck?

i dont know i might be

*friendship ruined*
by bigtiny February 23, 2019
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Shitass

Oh dear Lordy Matt is a shitass
by Dan Dominguez March 13, 2019
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Shitass

Oh dear Lordy Matt is a shitass
by Dan Dominguez March 13, 2019
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