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Polluting the Sheets

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)
Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
mugGet the Polluting the Sheetsmug.

Sheet Clencher

One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass
Krystain is a sheet clencher
by Nickilous October 19, 2005
mugGet the Sheet Clenchermug.

Cheat sheet

A fast and effective way to remember something when the mind does a shit in the corner and google doesn't want to clean it up fast enough.
Le me; Balls, what was that command again...

Grabs le Cheat Sheet.
by Its MY-S-Q-L not My-Sequel! August 31, 2013
mugGet the Cheat sheetmug.

sheet of defeat

the act of making sexy time under the covers then bringing forth a nasty fart.as the smell hits her nostril quickly jump out of the covers and suffocate her with the sheet of defeat.
yeah yesturday i knocked her with the sheet of defeat.
by falcon fire and analat0r April 25, 2007
mugGet the sheet of defeatmug.

safety sheet

when two bros are forced to share a bed. one sleeps below the safety sheet, the other sleeps above it. thus providing a barrier from accidental homosexual interaction while sleeping
Mike and Adam decided to use the safety sheet so nothin gay would happen.
by 30tendy January 21, 2014
mugGet the safety sheetmug.

green sheet

GREEN SHEET To give the subject charged with a crime his copy of the criminal complaint, as the defendant's copy is usually green in color. To place into protective police custody a subject unable to make medical decisions for himself.
There I was a six month newbie medic being told by Medical Control (a physician on the phone in the emergency room) to have the police officer on scene "green sheet" the guy and bring him in.
by street EMT August 29, 2013
mugGet the green sheetmug.

awww sheet

1)when you are sledding down a hill on a sheet and your best friend is on top of you you yell

2)when ditching school with your best friend and driving a car illegally without a liscense and you almost get into a car accident you say...

3) when driving around town at night in a taxi to go to a drug deal and your getting chased by your best friends father cuz she just got caught by her dad breaking out of her house and you just escaped a near arrest experience with the cops and her dad chases you into the movie theatre and you run past your lover you yell...
awww sheet melissa i almost got hit by a car

aww sheet theirs your dad

awww sheet are those the cops

awww sheet we cant pay the taxi driver

aww sheet was that my lover....is my hair okay?
by yoursupermaketwithaheart June 11, 2010
mugGet the awww sheetmug.

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