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scrotie

Weak. Not strong. Incredibly frail. Resembling the level of strength that balls have when hit.

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"I'd like to ask her out...it's just that I'm scared she's going to say no".
"Oh come on dude, you're acting really scrotie right now."
by tallyforge January 9, 2017
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Scroticles

Scroticles (noun); the extremely sensitive hair follicles located on the scrotum, known to cause intense pain if pulled, accidentally or otherwise; ball fuzz; nut fur.
I was playfully wagging my penis at my woman, who wasn't amused. She reached over and yanked a handful of scroticles from my nutbag. EPIC PAIN!
by OneStarGator July 5, 2017
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scrotilaginous

(SCRO-til-AG-gin-ous)

adj. 1.)having, or consisting of, a texture that resembles a scrotum; pertaining to an amorphous, fleshy character.

2.) pertaining to the ability to adjust one's position based on temperature.

Other forms--
noun: scrotilaginist
adv: scrotiliaginistically
Waiter: "Would you like to try the poached sea urchin today, Mr. Johnson?"
Mr. Johnson: "No, thank you, it's a little too scrotilaginous for my liking."
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Scrotum Goblin

Noun
Referring to a male midget with a head height about as high as where a ballsack is located, and they often run into your scrotum by mistake.
As I made a sharp turn a scrotum goblin rammed into my ballsack

The weird new kid sure is a scrotum goblin
by 69dingdonger May 15, 2019
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Scrotum

A big boy word for Ballsack, Mostly used with Fancy folk
“My, My, Rodrick has a rather large scrotum!”
by ShaiKai June 12, 2019
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scrotumfish

A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.
Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
by wide idiot November 15, 2020
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Scrotum Alarm Clock

The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.
Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!
by BigBear316 April 17, 2021
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