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Rowman Sailor

A player on an online gaming service who plays really cheap and is gay. A Rowman Sailor is often very hairy and is bad at trash talking. This lack of an ability to trash talk often reveals the homosexuality of the individual. Ex: "i'm going to put my annaconda in your zoo." A Rowman Sailor is also charactarized by his excessive use of the word FRAK. You will most likely encounter a Rowman Sailor in Halo 3. The Rowman Sailor will always seek out the power weapons or vehicles. Without them he cannot possibly win. If you do find yourself playing against a Rowman Sailor, be sure not to tea-bag him. He likes that. Because hes gay. Also, if he tea-bags you it will not count the same way, because a Rowman Sailor does not have balls.
"I got killed by a Rowman sailor. He's so cheap and has no skill. He couldn't play fair to save his life."
by Gaylo 3 June 29, 2008
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missing sailor

Term to describe a piece of floating fecal matter (shit/turd)in the toliet bowl.
Flush twice because your roomies don't want to find a missing sailor.
by chris giocondo April 8, 2006
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Gravy Sailor

A homosexual who likes to give anal to somebody with severe diahorrea.
"That guy in the navy was a complete gravy sailor."
by Waffleman1212 July 1, 2009
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Golden Sailor

A party cocktail drink. Rum topped off with urine. Traditionally served in a large plastic tumbler.
Hey man, I'm bringing in the new year with a couple of Golden Sailors.
by Proud Lion January 2, 2011
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A Sailor's Tale

A story or tale that is not easily believable or seems far-fetched to some. A Sailor's Tale can only be proven true by evidence, or by being seen. A Sailor's Tale may or may not be a lie, but it also may be the truth.

This definition is derived directly from the tale Moby Dick written by Herman Melville who writes about a giant white whale that attacks ships. To some, this is A Sailor's Tale because some people may or may not believe it. This definition is also derived from the 12 century Norwegian tale of a giant squid called the Kraken that would also attack ships and would sink them and doom the crew.
"... And it was a huge rocket in the sky! I could see it!" Johnny excitedly exclaimed to his friends, finishing his story. But his friends said he was telling A Sailor's Tale and walked away without any further interest. Johnny was sad.

"But Mr. Mathers, my dog ate my homework! I swear" Little Bobby told the teacher. But his teacher didn't believed him and gave him an F and said it was A Sailor's Tale. Little Bobby's brother even tried to explain to the teacher it wasn't a lie, but the teacher didn't believe him either.

"I seen a UFO in the sky yesterday" A local told the audience in the microphone at a community meeting in the local historic board house. But some of them didn't believe him and whispered to each other that he was telling A Sailor's Tale and no one raised their hand to speak about it or to talk on it.

No other further word was spoken about UFO's that night, only community concerns about littering. The man who told the UFO story left early and snuck out of embarrassment while everyone was eyes-front and openly busy talking about the littering situation, not paying attention to him.
by A Very Smart Pony October 17, 2016
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three sailor minutes

three sailor minutes are, in normal speak, three minutes.
used by wannabe pirate foxes.

yee
foxy: THREE SAILOR MINUTES!!!
...
foxy: in your lingo that's three minutes...
by sdex May 10, 2020
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swear like a sailor

Someone who swears a lot, like in every single sentence
Person 1: Hey nigga, wanna fucking hang out today?
Person 2: Dude, language! You swear like a sailor
Person 1: Fuck god damn shit cunt ass! Sorry bro
by Mr. Dickinson January 7, 2018
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