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Ryan

One member of the Ross family which includes Sylas Ross and Shrek Ross. He enjoys spending his night with the light of the tv beaming off of his boyfriends cocks while they take turns sucking. They enjoy this every day except for Saturdays when they know they will be sore from every other night.
Person 1-"Ugh this guy is soo gay."

Person 2-"Thats Ryan ... Dont listen to him if he asks you to bend over!"
by DripGodEtan April 7, 2022
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Ryan

Everyone says Ryan's are good but all the Ryan's I ever met are retarded pricks who need to lower their ego but they usually do have good looks just not personalities
Me at school:I just saw Ryan
Friend:oh no...he better not come over
Ryan:hey (my name) you look like a square and a triangle tried to get it on

(An actual insult he gave me once)
by NygmobblepotShipper May 7, 2020
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Ryan

He is a person you will always want to be around. He’s perfect in every way, his smile lights up a room and he can turn your worst day into your best. If you have a Ryan like mine in your life, keep him, cherish him, and love him.
Person one- He reminds me of someone...
Person two- He reminds me of Ryan.
Person one- You’re right he’s totally a Ryan.
by im_a_bozo_4 October 27, 2019
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ryan

watch out for Ryan he's got those powers
by highbythbeach February 4, 2017
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Ryan

The most god damn sexually perverted 8th grader there is. He is so chubby and cute. I can’t live without a Ryan.
by Ireneybeanie November 12, 2018
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Ryan

Dangerous sociopath with an affinity for explosives. Keep away from children.
Ryan: "did you hear about that orphanage i blew up?"
Random person: "dude, what the fuck"
by Professor Barry October 18, 2019
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Ryan

Coder and godly basketball player. The name Ryan is used for only those who are super cool kids.
by Mirriam Webster Dictionary October 9, 2019
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