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Black School Rules

A generic term for school rules that are irrational for the growth and education of children by school.
Person 1: I had a bad school life unfortunately.
Person 2: Sadly, that was so bad. Your school had the black school rules system.
by Ryan900USAYT August 16, 2022
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not in the spirit of the rules

When you're co workers call you a cheater and your visceral response confirms just how sanctimonious your truly are.
I did not cheat! I am not a cheater! I may have won that Pinewood Derby race in a way that was Not in the spirit of the rules, but it was absolutely not cheating!
by Frank Matarrese October 11, 2016
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rumplestiltskin

When a lucky lady, or lucky male counterpart engages in the act of placing a hicky on your taint or grundle. This often times creates a painful sensation lasting up to 7 business days.
Man: Drop down and gimme a new goddamn rumplestiltskin ASAP or i'll slap up yo bitch ass.

Girl: You had me at drop down.

Man: (after the fact) That was the greatest rumplestiltskin that I have ever had. Send my regards to your mother for teaching you such great technique.
by jack johnson 69 March 31, 2007
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scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.
Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!
by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008
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hardcore show rules

hardcore show rules, obide by these rules at a harcore show.

1. don't push or shove at the hardcore show.(don't fucking mosh! it's not a fucking mosh pit it's a fucking circle pit! so fuck off fucking moshers)

2. don't be a dick. (even though we can't stop you from being a dick, you should help people up after they fall, and if you see a shoe on the ground pick it up, and put it in the air, if no one claims it after 2 minutes, drop it...)

3. don't get drunk in the bar and then walk into the pit looking to harcore dance. (your basiccaly asken for a fight)

4. don't start a fight. (if you get mad because someone hit you, just brush it off, and then get in there and start HxC dancing.)

5. don't steal water from the people! (They payed 2-3 dollars for that small bottle of water. even asking for water is wrong. I your gunna steal water, steal it from the people who sell it for 2-3 dollars...those fucking bastards.)
The breaking of all but rule #2 of the hardcore show rules, gives everyone the right to beat the shit out of the person who breaks the rules...

But not everyone will, only a select few actually do it...
by David Avt. May 27, 2008
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Rumplespringa

A drink consisting of a shot of Rumpleminze chased with soda and topped off with a squeeze of lime
Everyone at the party was feeling irie, the Rumplespringas flowed freely.
by VBAHole22 April 20, 2011
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The Rules

• Never give us up
• Never let us down
• Never run around and desert us
• Never make us cry
• Never say goodbye
• Never tell a lie and hurt us
by yeltsA kciR June 4, 2021
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