rubber necklace

When the angry mob takes justice into their own hands (e.g. Haiti, Nigeria) and publicly executes a criminal by placing a car tire around their neck and torso and setting them on fire.
The police stood no chance as the families stormed the police station and took the murderer out front and gave him a rubber necklace before stoning him and setting him on fire.
by tmg232 May 09, 2023
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rubber ring

the inner ring of your asshole
can be ripped (aka stunk out)
yeah you know that little inner ring you have?
yeah thats your rubber ring
by goatse.info May 31, 2018
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Rubber Rider

great the local rubber rider showed up at the skatepark, everyone get ready to be snaked
by TattyM July 29, 2021
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Rubber throat

When your throat feels like it's coated in burning rubber after smoking hot weed.

When the weed is hot and burns your throat.
"Man *coughing* that pre-roll just gave me mad rubber throat."
"Dang that sucks, I hate that feeling."
by zozoandcady February 27, 2023
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rubber sauce

Jizz dripping, escaping from a condom.
You used a condom to give a blow job and it broke? Your breath smells like rubber sauce!
by Hazjaz April 16, 2016
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Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.
My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.
by Suffering in silence February 06, 2014
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Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.
Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.
by Jack Bard July 16, 2013
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