rotusque

term used to describe one who is both very obese and exceptionally ugly; being or seeing one who is described as such is by and large a very unpleasant experience for all parties involved. physical contact particularly, that of the sexual nature, has been known to bouts of vomiting and chastity

At least Sarah knew she did not catch anything this time, no one would ever sleep with a guy as rotusque as her most recent one night stand.

by chastity is for lovers March 16, 2009

Asian Rotary

When a man bangs a group of Asians chanting in Japanese, while dancing in a circle. He usually gets 5 seconds, per Asian. The Asian who he cums in gets spanked. Another name for this is Asian Hot Potato.

I tried an Asian Rotary last night. The Asian who won ended up being my brothers sister in law. SHE WAS TIGHT.

by Adedyy June 23, 2010

rotary, rotor, rotar, rota, rotang

Any Wankel rotary-powered mazda in Aus or New Zealand (or other car retrofitted with rotary engine) R100, RX-2/3/4/5/7/8. The greatest form of transport ever. Rotang is NZ term.

"Wanna catch up? Buy a rotary!"
"Dat rota iz full sick Habibs!"

by sideways April 28, 2004

rotundo

A nickname for an overweight person. Usually used in a friendly manner.

"Hey Rotundo the magnificent lets go you slow fuck!"

by Dopey baby! April 21, 2005

Rotundum

An exciting game where one must move across a rectangular board in any direction, when 2 players meet at a box junction they must duel. A duel is commenced by yelling ROTUNDUM! as loud as possible. They then must draw a ribbed dildo in the shortest possible time span. The winner is decided by the least amount of time it takes and the best quality drawn dildo. The loser must then insert a real dildo into Blaine's anus and beat off into his mouth, if he swallows, you are allowed to stay in the game. If he spits, you are eliminated.

Mike: ROTUNDUM!
Eric: Okay... 1,2,3... GO!
Joe: Man... Eric is the best at drawing dildos!
Blaine: Who cares about that! Just get to the part where you stuff it up my ass!
Chris: I heard Blaine can take 20 black cocks in the ass!
Morissette: OH YEAH! IT'S DA BEST!

by The Big Easy April 26, 2005

The Oden's Return to Sender

After performing The Oden on a fortunate female, you send the severed head to the female's place of residence. Its funny because, not only is the severed head decaying in a box, but nobody's gonna be home to open the perishing package.

I sent "The Oden's Return to Sender" first class priority mail yesterday. The package better arrive at her place tomorrow or I'm gonna be pissed with the post office!

by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006

Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.

I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!

by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020