Dirty Robledo

While performing sex in the doggy style position,you cram a finger up her rectum then smear her forehead with it

I was banging my gf the other night and right before I came I gate her a dirty robledo

by Flintples August 28, 2008

Robbery

When a vic' gets their money, jewelery or any other item of value taken away from them by force from a thug. Robbery can also be armed, which is when the robber is equipped wit a doink or a gat, and in some cases stabs and slits the vic' or pops a bullet into the vic's temple.

I grabbed the clerk by the neck, put the gun in the mouth and said "Bitch, if you wanna be killed try some stupid shit".

by Leathaface July 24, 2003

Grave Robber

To date the significant other of a dead person.

#1.The grave robber is typically one who has had a long, secret love for the deceased's lover, or has been a former lover.

#2.The grave robber cold also be like a funeral crasher, who tries to use the grief of the widow/widower as an opportunity to get a piece of ass.

Example of #1: "It totally broke my heart when Joe married Angela, but now that's she's dead I can finally review my true feelings! But that would make me a grave robber! Woe is me!"

Example #2: "Dude, I'm totally going to make my move on Joanne and tap that ass!"

"Don't be a grave robber, dude. We're at her husband's funeral."

by Viking Phlegm January 29, 2010

robbers dog

to do something very fast... derived from the saying 'in and out like a robber's dog'

ok I'll wait... but only if you're robbers dog about it

by voxo April 27, 2007

Dopamine Robber

Anyone from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "I just saw you not too long ago and you seemed happy, what happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah well I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 19, 2008

Robbied

A strange looking girl clambers on top of you while you're in a drunken half passed-out state and proceeds to have sex with you. The combination of being vigorously humped by an ugly girl and being so drunk you can't feel your toes usually results in a failure to ejaculate.

Person 1: Ahh mate.. the worst thing happened to me this weekend..
Person 2: Oh no, did you get Robbied again?

by Irelandrocksmyworld April 3, 2011

craddle robber

A man who has sex with a young girl who is underage.

R. Kelly is a craddle robber.

by suzanna moe October 18, 2006