Ricter Scale

The scale of the intensity of the need to expel a "running-induced crap." 1 would be slight abdominal pain; 10 would be an explosion capable of setting the sky on fire.

"I was so humiliated when I hit a 10 on the Ricter scale at the last mile of my long run. At my running buddies bought me beers afterward to make their making fun of me bearable."

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

ricer

A variety of younger males that tend to dress up their 4 cylinder Japanese car or Korean car in aftermarket stickers, add a fartpipe, and an oversize spoiler.
The ones who do add actual engine modifications are only wasting their money because it would be cheaper and logical to buy a sports car that's fast to begin with.

Normal person: Why did you even bother with adding mods to a 4 cylinder economy car, that's gay dude.

Ricer: nah man what are you talking about this shits cool, I could beat a Corvette now.

Normal person: You could have bought a Corvette for what you wasted on that Piece.

by BobtheInterrogater34 February 26, 2011

ricer

An individual who is convinced that adding a bodykit and custom paint job to a car will make more horsepower than a well tuned engine.

Any car that has more stickers than horsepower is an obvious ricer.

by Mad_Matt August 19, 2013

ricer

A driver usually teenagers or young adult who spends NOT under the hood, but spend it on some stupid visuals to ruin the natural nature of cars. They are mostly seen riding in Imports, but sometimes you might see a riced Lamborghini or similar on the road. They also act like their civic are faster than a LaFerrari

For opposites of ricer, see tuner

I gave my brother money to buy a car. When he came back, it was a Honda Civic that looks like it was made by a child. He now says that his Civic is better than my Ferrari Geez... what a ricer.

by Lumanator November 14, 2014

Ricer

Steven Batista

That Steven Batista is such a ricer with his white neon lights under his wheelwells!

by truhater June 2, 2015

Ricer

A beat ass car that has meaningless stickers,modifications that don't make it any faster. Just sounds like a lawn mover that has diarrhea. A car that has no meaningful performance modifications without any real gain.
-ricer as

A civic with an extra large exhaust (also known as a fart cannon), a wing also spoiler on a car, stickers, eBay wheels.
-Sydd with the supra
-ricer as a rice burner

by Boredfatkid June 9, 2015

Ricer

Unnecessary adjustments to a car such as rims that are usually more expensive than the car itself, exhaust to make the car sound louder than it is and stickers on the bumper usually with company logos

The owner of the minivan with rims and tinted Windows,Eliel, is a ricer.

by Geraleslie August 6, 2016