Republican

The Republican Party is a group of useless, self-serving fuckwits who believe that the only people who deserve to live are rich, white, Christian, straight, Americans with only one genital member. They also believe that the only animals that deserve to live are either human beings or wild game for hunting. Republicans tend to believe that unborn embryos are not allowed to be killed, even if they are found in 12-year-old girls. On the other side of the coin, they will send possibly disabled men through the draft system into Iraq, where the only thing we should be doing there is helping to rebuild the country. And all the while, all our "President" Bush is doing is twaddling his half-incher. Democrats, on the other hand, have a good amount of self-respect and discipline, and are interested in the education of today's children (Ex. Special Ed, Sex Ed, Gifted programs) and how the middle and lower class people manage to survive with the little money they are given so single fathers have to feed six children and a cat and pay for the rich people's taxes that the Republicans force on them along with their own on a budget of a few dollars a month. But Republicans don't give a fuck whatsoever. Republicans are responsible for Causing the Great Depression, Keeping the Great Depression going strong, the Watergate Scandal, the assassination of JFK (Lee Harvey Oswald was, indeed, a republican,) Global Warming, and many other problems. In short, Republicans are the bane of the Earth and will in turn destroy it. Republicans are on hand-walking themselves to Hell.

Republicans suck.

by Sodium Thallium E October 3, 2008

Republican threesome

A threesome that doesn't involve nudity or penetration.

We invited her back to my place for a Republican threesome, I kissed her while he fondled & caressed her over her clothes.

by the wicked chica November 18, 2009

pink republicans

1. Gay boy band based in the bay area.

2. Group of republicans that are gay.

Hernan is the lead member of the Pink Republicans.

The arm of the Republican party that is gay is the pink republicans.

by jaime penny October 15, 2006

Republican

The closest form of human zombie in existence.

Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans

According to legend both also carry very small penises.

by uzi killer September 19, 2011

Free Republic

Last year I posted my reflections on the Iraq war on the "free republic" website. First, the war rationale was based on lies. Second, the goals of the Bush administration were: To find and destroy weapons of mass destruction, to save the lives of Americans, to oust Saddam Hussein, to turn Iraq into a free democracy, to stabilise the Middle East, and to keep oil prices low. I politely pointed out that the Bush administration had achieved only one of these goals, the ousting of Saddam Hussein, and that they had failed (and still do) quite miserably in the pursuit of all those other goals.

The free republic operators then politely and silently removed all of my posts (even those not related to the topic) and closed my account. Truth hurts, baby. Not that I am surprised.

"Hey, why don't you use Windows Media Player? It's free!" - "You mean free as in free speech?" - "No, dude, free as in free republic!"

by Arne Vogel May 27, 2006

Redneck Republican

Someone who bases their conservative "God, Guns and Guts" value system on wisdom gained while earning their GED, listening to Rush, and conversing with other "Patriots" at Bubba's Gun and Knife Show. Someone who is big on Law and Order except for drunk driving, pouching, and child support laws.
Someone who is pissed off about tax dollars spent on Welfare even though they have worked under the table most their lives.

“Do you believe that guy? He’s got “Vote Bush”, “Pro-Life”, “NRA” and “Eat Road Kill” bumper stickers on the back of that loud rusty pickup. What a redneck republican”.

by Enfomoco November 11, 2008

People's Republic Of New Jersey

A term used humorously and seriously to describe the oftentimes "Un American" intrusive, overregulatory, and overbearing activities of the state and local governments in the state of New Jersey. Used typically in the context of overtaxation, de facto denial of second amendment rights via foot dragging in issuance of FID (Firearm Identification Card), and oftentimes overbearing environmental regulation.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.

Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.

New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.

Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.

Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.

by LONFOG April 9, 2010