Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.

"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"

by rawtap July 18, 2009

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

Redneck Pinstriping

When you are dipping and spit out of the window of a moving car.

Those marks on the side of his car were definitely remnants of some redneck pinstriping.

by RedneckJew April 1, 2009

Redneckitude

Actions commonly befitting a redneck.

See also Hillbillery.

Arrest this redneck for reckless redneckitude.

by marin123 March 6, 2010

Redneck boot wash

is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..

dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"

by wife of the bootwasher December 12, 2010

redneck pâté

A slice of bologna on white bread, eaten open-faced like fancy pâté spread on a cracker.

Hey, Bubba, want some redneck pâté?

by mooongirl May 17, 2011

Redneck Flu Shot

Cheap bourbon and Nyquil, served lukewarm in a shot glass.

Last year I started feeling sick, so I took 3 Redneck Flu Shots. Woke up 4 days later in a puddle of my own drool. Felt great though.

by freeman42 January 30, 2012