Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.

"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."

by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009

Recessticles

A quick shrinking of the balls in response to cold, fright, or any traumatic experience.

Joe: Shit dude I just jumped into the lake before realizing that there is still some ice out there!

You: Holy balls man, you must have a bad case of recessticles...

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Recessticles

A term used to describe the shrinking and tightening of the nut sack after jumping into cold water, being frightened, or other various unpleasant moments.

Dude I just jumped into the lake only to realize that it is much colder than anticipated.
Mmmm yes, I see you are undergoing a bad case of recessticles.

by Craig Koz May 29, 2010

Receding gooch line

The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.

Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn June 12, 2011

recent events

A euphemism for an event that may cause discomfort to members of the audience if named directly, like the September 11, 2001 destruction of the World Trade Center in New York, or the Virginia Tech Campus Shootings of 2007.

"In light of recent events, campus safety and security have become the
number one priority for colleges and universities around the nation.
The way you prepare for and respond to a crisis on your campus can
mean the difference between life and death. Join us for this live,
60-minute audio conference where you and your colleagues will learn:"...

by Situ Tian July 16, 2007

recession car

A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.

Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!

by Fuckareyoulookinat June 23, 2009

recest

Coined by slate.com writer Christopher Beam, a term to describe the, perhaps promiscuous, behavior of Congressional staffers while their bosses are absent during Congressional recess.

Female Staffer #1: Mark is gorgeous, but we work together. It's never going to work.

Female Staffer #2: Oh, go for it, it's recest!

by jargonDC August 27, 2009