russian street racing

A suicidal game consisting of driving on the wrong side of the road at full speed, usually at night. Typically, the brake lines are cut beforehand to prevent cheating or pussying out. Participants begin by entering the wrong side of a freeway or major street using an off ramp, and drive as fast as they can, swerving in and out of traffic. The winner is the last person remaining, or whoever reaches a set point in the road first. Use of the shoulder, center lane, or other surface not usually used for driving is prohibited.

Vlestenov: Hey Kovmar, wanna play some russian roulette?
Kovmar: No, that shit's old. Russian street racing is the new thing.
Vlestenov: Woah, that sounds so cool!
Kovmar: It is! Wanna race me tonight down the 405?
Vlestenov: Hell yeah! I can't wait!

by fluffypenis March 5, 2019

drag racing

In the street racing hangout, two cars start to race at the same time in a straight line, and the winner is the one who crosses the finish line first.

Nissan Skyline and Ford Cobra was drag racing in the deserted parking lot.

by sexy_car_driver_corvette_ November 15, 2009

alpha racing

1. function over fashion in performance.
2. to simply out perform over trends and hype.
3. hardcore performance in every aspect.

kahlee's supra just set 4 new records today, thats hardcore alpha racing.

by alphamemberwantabee September 23, 2005

river rafting

refers to any sexual act taking place on an inflatable mattress

Hey dude, last weekend I went river rafting with a chick at Justin's apartment. FY

by Justin Brown June 28, 2007

Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who has done something wrong, which in turn, creates a hassle for you to fix.

You got peanut butter in the jelly jar you baby raping snake fucker.

by Justyn October 14, 2004

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

By far the best game in the universe. GameSpot, G4TV, and everyone else who says it sucks are LYING.

It's got brake slammin', CB talkin' action, 1000s of miles of highways and byways across America, and best of all, this game lets you win every time. YOU'RE WINNER! But watch out for the Ultimate Traffic Stopper: A Police Roadblock!

<Random person> Hey, I got a new game!
<gs68> What it is?
<Random person> Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing!
<gs68> YOU'RE WINNER!

by gs68 April 8, 2005

Ratzinger

An insincere apology.

He said he was sorry for what happened, but I think he was giving me a ratzinger.

by dronkmunk September 22, 2006