tomb raidered

to shit anywhere unlikely, with an overall goal of somebody stepping or putting their hand in.

to make and area wreak of shit, yet with no visible evidence of there being any

John "fuck dude i cant see any beer in the fridge"
Tom "no the light is burned out, just reach to the back"
John "oh fuck somebody tomb raidered our asses, and there is shit everywhere"

Jim " dude your office smells like shit"
Jason " I know I have looked everywhere but I cant find it anywhere"
Jim " Damn dude somebody diarrhea'd all over the inside of your desk, you got tomb raidered"

by yourmothersrapist December 21, 2008

Raider Hater

Jealous assholes who wish their fan base was as core and faithful.

by Master P July 2, 2003

Raiders Bane

A grey-bearded pirate who lives in a pineapple under the sea; who likes cabin boys and goats; and who hates the Oakland Raiders.

"Hide your goats, everyone! Here come Raiders Bane and his scurvy, perverted crew!"

by fester March 11, 2004

texas raider

A cop/sheriff that is sex appealing

that chick is a texas raider

by jason bushe May 27, 2008

Raider Hater

People who disrespect a team that, despite getting recently spanked, has a stronger fan base than any other football team in America.

Elway Atwater, the renowned Raider Hater, was found passed out in a pool of his own vomit after realizing that the Raiders had won the AFC West for the third straight year...

by Ranthor January 31, 2003

tomb raider

one who raids tombs - the act of having sexual intercourse

raid my tomb baby - oh yeah

by Craig May 20, 2004

Raider Hater

person that is still wearing velcro shoes and lives with his parents at the tender age of 35....If you had a life you wouldn't have this much time to be worried about a team like the raiders

by loyal non-meth addict raider fan September 18, 2003